Uhm hello!
I believe this is the first post i've ever made on this blog that has ever gone past the godly hour of 12am.
In case you guys don't know, i have an internet curfew.
Yes, A FREAKIN INTERNET CURFEW.
It sounds dumb and retarded but my parents imposed this curfew in order for me to get off the internet and get more sleep.
But obviously it doesn't really work because the internet isn't the only form of entertainment for me in my room.
There are also lots of other things i can do.
In bed.
~*~*~*~sneaky~*~*~*~
Today i went to school and i totally screwed up my CMA paper.
Like majorly, royally screwed it up.
There was this one question which asked something like, why do you think Company A should choose the special order?
And i replied, because it is a good deal duh ;)
Yes, with that winky smiley behind.
I also got so bored with the paper that i started folding origami balls and boats.
Speaking of origami, did you know that there are many types of interesting things you can fold with origami!
Awhile ago, i was walking home from school and it was really random but i spotted this piece of paper on the ground and upon staring at it for a few seconds, i realised that it was in the shape of a penis!
So i went home and googled "How To Fold Origami Penis"
And i got this video showing me how to fold it!
It was fantastic and the paper penis could even fap!
Here's the link to the video, if you are ever in need of folding an origami penis!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/391624/origami_penis/
I know what you're thinking.
You're probably thinking that i'm such a sick and dirty minded little girl
But what is life without a bit of fun and merry!
Sometimes people just need to take life less seriously and just make everything into a great big joke
Because LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG FUGGING JOKE
To me, that is.
Why take things seriously, when you can take things lightly?
Hm that didn't really make sense but you get the idea.
There's this bit of skin above my lip which is really irritating me right now.
I'm lying in a really uncomfortable position right now.
Ohhh my wall is so hard (that's what she said)
Ok so i'm in a bit of a hair dilemma right now.
Cause awhile back, i shaved the right side of my head.
Here's a picture for reference:
I thought it was cool, and i did it cause i was really bored of my stagnant hairstyle
I wanted something fresh
Fun
Exciting
Sexy
And this is what i got, a small bit of the right side of my head shaved.
Its not really that cool though when it starts growing out.
Like today i was really depressed.
Cause this morning i woke up with a bad hair day.
And normally what happens when i have a bad hair day is to tie my hair up in a bun.
So i proceeded to do that.
But guess what!!
I forgot that the right side of my head was bald.
And with my hair all tied up,
I just looked like a complete freak who accidentally ran the shaver across the side of her head.
So yeah, that was pretty depressing.
Nice move, Kxy, nice move.
So right now, i'm torn between the decision to shave off a larger surface area of my hair which would go down my ears.
Or, to grow my shaved hair out.
You know i have this really weird thing for marmite.
I'm totally obsessed with it.
I am also obsessed with essence of chicken.
And i discovered this really genius trick.
What do you do when you want to drink essence of chicken but you are too poor to afford it?
You mix a spoonful of marmite with warm water!
And you stir and stir and stir
Till you get this brown mixture of Marmite soup!
Drink it, I DID. (tabby reference here)
It magically tastes just like the essence of chicken!
Probably not a 100% match, but i daresay its about a 75% match!
Ever since i discovered this trick, i've been making marmite soup alot.
Best stuff ever.
But if there's one thing that doesn't blend well with marmite
It would be bananas.
I tried eating marmite spread on banana on a dare before,
and it was just god awful.
Don't speak cause your mind is amazing.
~*~*~*~sneaky~*~*~*~
Today i went to school and i totally screwed up my CMA paper.
Like majorly, royally screwed it up.
There was this one question which asked something like, why do you think Company A should choose the special order?
And i replied, because it is a good deal duh ;)
Yes, with that winky smiley behind.
I also got so bored with the paper that i started folding origami balls and boats.
Speaking of origami, did you know that there are many types of interesting things you can fold with origami!
Awhile ago, i was walking home from school and it was really random but i spotted this piece of paper on the ground and upon staring at it for a few seconds, i realised that it was in the shape of a penis!
So i went home and googled "How To Fold Origami Penis"
And i got this video showing me how to fold it!
It was fantastic and the paper penis could even fap!
Here's the link to the video, if you are ever in need of folding an origami penis!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/391624/origami_penis/
I know what you're thinking.
You're probably thinking that i'm such a sick and dirty minded little girl
But what is life without a bit of fun and merry!
Sometimes people just need to take life less seriously and just make everything into a great big joke
Because LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG FUGGING JOKE
To me, that is.
Why take things seriously, when you can take things lightly?
Hm that didn't really make sense but you get the idea.
There's this bit of skin above my lip which is really irritating me right now.
I'm lying in a really uncomfortable position right now.
Ohhh my wall is so hard (that's what she said)
Ok so i'm in a bit of a hair dilemma right now.
Cause awhile back, i shaved the right side of my head.
Here's a picture for reference:
I thought it was cool, and i did it cause i was really bored of my stagnant hairstyle
I wanted something fresh
Fun
Exciting
Sexy
And this is what i got, a small bit of the right side of my head shaved.
Its not really that cool though when it starts growing out.
Like today i was really depressed.
Cause this morning i woke up with a bad hair day.
And normally what happens when i have a bad hair day is to tie my hair up in a bun.
So i proceeded to do that.
But guess what!!
I forgot that the right side of my head was bald.
And with my hair all tied up,
I just looked like a complete freak who accidentally ran the shaver across the side of her head.
So yeah, that was pretty depressing.
Nice move, Kxy, nice move.
So right now, i'm torn between the decision to shave off a larger surface area of my hair which would go down my ears.
Or, to grow my shaved hair out.
You know i have this really weird thing for marmite.
I'm totally obsessed with it.
I am also obsessed with essence of chicken.
And i discovered this really genius trick.
What do you do when you want to drink essence of chicken but you are too poor to afford it?
You mix a spoonful of marmite with warm water!
And you stir and stir and stir
Till you get this brown mixture of Marmite soup!
Drink it, I DID. (tabby reference here)
It magically tastes just like the essence of chicken!
Probably not a 100% match, but i daresay its about a 75% match!
Ever since i discovered this trick, i've been making marmite soup alot.
Best stuff ever.
But if there's one thing that doesn't blend well with marmite
It would be bananas.
I tried eating marmite spread on banana on a dare before,
and it was just god awful.
Bananas + Marmite = Pure Evil
Do you have any weird food concoctions? I would like to know!
Till then!
Do you have any weird food concoctions? I would like to know!
Till then!
Don't speak cause your mind is amazing.
9 comments:
Chicken franks + cream of mushroom + nutella.
lol.. i eat marmite straight without water.. :)
awesome dope shizzz
i wanna see formspring questions!
I prefer BOVRIL! HAHAHA! Marmite tastes close to BOVRIL! BUT BOVRIL ROCKS BALLS!
Awww!! Don't give up on just cus your CMA paper did not go well. There is always other stuff!
SMile!
heyyy ya going for the BLG concert on the 28th? it's gna be seks to the max yo:D
did a dare to drink chocolate milk + ketchup. god knows, it was bearable until i met the ketchup.
i shaved the side of my hair too and it grows out pretty BAD looking.
hahahah origami penis!!!!!
hahahah origami penis!!!!!
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